| A
warning label found on a baby stroller : “Remove child before
folding” |
| A hairdryer warning labels
reads "Never use while sleeping" |
| A container of underarm
deodorant warns the user: "Caution: Do not spray in eyes" |
| A cardboard car sunshield
that keeps sun off the dashboard warns, "Do not drive with
sunshield in place" |
| A prescription of sleeping
pills says, "Warning: May cause drowsiness" |
| An "Aim-n-Flame"
fireplace lighter cautions, "Do not use near fire, flame or
sparks" |
| A label on a hand-held
massager advises consumers not to use "while sleeping or
unconscious" |
| A cartridge for a laser
printer warns, "Do not eat toner" |
| A chainsaw explains:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with bare hands" |
One of my Favorites - Taken
from the bottom of a candle: 
(In case you can't see this image well, it instructs: "To
extinguish candle, blow out flame") |
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| Part of the Instructions for
an electric power drill read " Not to be used for dental practice
or medical use - Serious injury may result"
For more on this stupidity, see the Michigan
Lawsuit Abuse Watch Page |
